Quiet Tiger's Retreat

Thank you to redina, laceymcbain, and babydracky for more snowflake cookies! Very sweet of you, puns intended!

Thank you to herohunter for my lovely snowflake cookie on my profile page! Cookies are one of my favorite foods, sad as that may be. :)

You rock like an awesome rocking thing!

Live Free or Die Hard is on FX right now...

They're three minutes into the movie and it already had to be edited for language.

John has a tendency to call people "jerkoffs," and the first time they cut the word entirely, and the second time...

...it was shortened to "jerf."

Jerf.

Really, FX? The movie was *already* cut for language when it was in the theater! You didn't need to do it even more!

Love you, John! Especially your foul mouth!

Yippee kai yay, Mr. Falcon!

Spoilers!!

First, Monk finale.

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Dollhouse
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Happy birthday to beef_wonder3!!!!!

I hope you have an awesome day filled with whatever you desire!

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Title: Ill-adapted
Author: Quiet Tiger
Genre: Drama
Rating: PG
Characters: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Killer Croc
Word Count: 483
Warnings: none
Summary: Dick and Tim search the sewers for Croc.

( Ill-adapted )

First off...

TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!

That out of the way, I highly recommend seeing New Moon if you're in the mood for a nonsensical plot, a protagonist you want to smack then throttle then smack again, creepy "heroes," sexy but vicious wolves, and vampires that don't seem to realize what book they're in.

( a couple not-really-spoilery comments )

Spoilers in comments.

Anyone want Kenny Rogers Chicken Roasters?

/obscure Seinfeld joke.

( the release of all that Kandorian build up )

Title: Not Big Enough for the Three of Them
Author: Quiet Tiger
Characters: Spike, Angel, Edward Cullen, Stefan Salvatore, Damon Salvatore
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 2249

Summary: Angel, Stefan, and Edward have a lot in common, even though they're all different. Spike finds it all amusing.

Notes: Crack. In case you hadn't guessed. Spoilers for Buffy, Angel, Twilight, and what's been aired of The Vampire Diaries. Also, I know Spike's timeline doesn't really match up, but I wanted his sarcastic Big Bad version from before Buffy season 4, even though he and Angel reference things from after that period.

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Are there a lot of lolcat-themed fics out there?

I'm thinking about Trying to Communicate by sam_storyteller, which is Torchwood.

And JIM CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? by winterover, which is new over in Star Trek Reboot/XI/Nu, Jim/Bones.

I know there's an SV comm for pics. Any fics? In any fandom I'm familiar with?

The way vampires should be.

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I was so busy after Halloween I totally forgot to post this here. *made of fail*

Title: Shadows
Author: Quiet Tiger
Universe: General
Genre: Drama
Rating: PG-13 for language
Characters/Pairings: idiot teens, Bruce Wayne
Word Count: 324
Warnings: none
Summary: Alleys in Gotham are spooky.

For batfic_contest theme "Haunted."

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Title: Gravity is a Cruel Mistress
Author: Quiet Tiger
Universe: General.
Genre: Drama
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Nightwing, Robin
Word Count: 727
Warnings: None
Summary: Nightwing and Robin have a close call.

Note: For batfic_contest theme "Free-fall."

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An episode of Smallville.

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Just got back from 2012.

It's long, so I recommend you take a bathroom break before sitting in the theater.

The movie is actually pretty damn scary if you think about it too hard!

Yet, it was definitely an enjoyable movie for the most part, and not just because I get a huge thrill watching Roland Emmerich destroy New York, Washington DC, and Los Angeles. He must have such fun with it.

( some thoughts with vague spoilers )

Anyone else see it?


ETA: SPOILERS IN COMMENTS

I'm too tired to give Smallville the sort of attention it needs, so I'll watch and review tomorrow hopefully.

And I wanted to share what my fortune cookie had to say tonight:

About time I got out of that cookie.

Like I was holding it hostage or crammed the slip in there myself. Jerk.

And I saw a commercial for the Star Trek dvd. I haven't been this excited about a movie coming to DVD since Live Free or Die Hard.

I really enjoy this show.

( spoilers for tonight )

Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RlF205rU8c&feature=player_embedded#watch-main-area

May each soldier have such a happy return.

Well.

It's an episode of Smallville, that's for sure.

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I really like Taylor Swift.

Her songs are melodic and catchy and totally not my regular cup of tea but they always win radio station face-offs.

And her monologue right now on SNL? Hilarious. Kind of had a Demetri Martin vibe to it. I don't watch SNL anymore, but I tuned in to see her, and I'm glad I did.

I'm still not sure if she and Taylor Lautner are a couple, but how cute would they be if they were one? T-squared.